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So Ya Wanna Pink Stink?

May 7, 2020

Okay so whenever I utter the words “anal bleaching” people automatically tense up and get weirdly uncomfortable but even then I can telling their gears are spinning and the idea isn’t as crazy as they let on. None of us can really see what our sphincter looks like without a mirror and some contorting so most of us dont really care if it discolored. However there is that really random not so small group of ladies and fellas that dare to glare at out buttholes and to our surprised saw it to be slightly darker than the surrounding skin. Typically this is something that isn’t even a thing unless youre in the adult entertainment industry but those beauty standards are spilling over into the lives of regular women. Is it beautiful when the color is uniform? Yep! Is it completely normal for it to be slight darker? Yep. Is it harmful to lighten your bunghole? Nope. Doctors say its unnecessary but doable. How? Stay with me here.

So the process to lift the darkness for your exit strategy is simple and you have a few options….there is laser, chemical peel, or just a cream or gel topical you apply 1-2 times a day. The most effective would be the options that involve a professional but the cream work as well just not as evasive and slowly. The key to this is not over exfoliating and being mindful no not aggressively wipe which can cause minor abrasions. You want to cleanse the area really well too (duh?). With the cream you see results as fast as 2 weeks but full results in 6-8 weeks of dilligent use. You can gently exfoliate but honestly if not careful you run the risk off making you winker raw and bleaching compromised skin is an absolute no no.

I included a few links below of some options that i read about that work pretty well. Let me know it you try anything!


Chapter 30: Oh Shit. Ok.

May 7, 2020

The saying “life comes at you fast” is probably a saying anyone approaching 30, is 30, or slightly over 30 feels deep down in the depth of their souls. The feeling that the delusional life you mapped out in your twinkling 20s isn’t gonna happen and the finish line is not really close typically leaves most people with anxiety and if theyre lucky a good Valium prescription. Add social network life fishing and that feeling immediately intensifies. Now you feel like you’re racing against the clock to mirror the people you follow who are only giving you the privilege of their highlight reel.

Lets just be honest if you knew what happened behind the scenes of many of these facades you’d realize the truth is far more interesting. Everyone is wearing a mask because everyone is afraid to live their ugliest moments infront of a hyper critical audience. Which is understandable because everyone is judge and jury when their flaws aren’t on trial. Everyone can be perfect when no one can prove youre flawed. Youd think this would make people empathetic but nope it makes them harsher. Crazy right?! Dont be humbled by exposure its an ugly thing…

Body Skin

The Mask You Actually Wanna Wear!

May 7, 2020

Since these days a good face mask is all the rage lets discuss one of my favorite beauty products to hoard….. sheet mask! The aren’t terribly expensive and you can find one for every skin issue you may face! Dryness, overproduction of sebum, texture issues, blemishes, and anti-aging. They literally make a sheet mask for everything.

Here is a cute chart to help you figure out what sheet mask would be best for you! And remember make sure you spread that extra serum on your neck and chest….the pouch will have enough to last you an extra day or 2!

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